A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's
a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, I really want
a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's
the name of your penis?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want
is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is
called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the
end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really
Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the
man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud,
what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "Timex."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what
do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because
Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine Chevy... Like a
Rock!" and gives a wink.
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns
to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret.
Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN!----------
Great joke!!!
lol, i'd forgotten about Secrets they stopped selling them in the uk about 20years ago!
Always a classic. I love this joke!!
LOL : )
an oldy but a goody
lol i like that
lol
